Mrs. Franchise???

Aug. 6- After Justin's awkward appearance on the Eric Byrnes Show's "Dating Game" Edition, it seemed like this day would never come, but.... Newsday was the first to break the story and, now, we are confirming it...Justin Upton has a girlfriend.
As a male follower, I have to give J-Up props. But at the same time, I would like to apologize to all of the "Uptown Girls" out there, who are definitely hurting right now. This can't be an easy time for them, as it is not only heart breaking, but it taints the sanctity of his nickname: "Black Jesus" (rated his #3 most popular nickname earlier this month). Until we are able to get a hold of her actual name, it has been suggested to me that we refer to her as "Mary Magdellan," who was thought to be the real Jesus's girlfriend. Which is fair, considering it keeps alive the nickname of "Black Jesus" and gives Upton's beau a nickname of her own.
Now, here is all the information we have on her so far...

"Upton's girlfriend travels with him occasionally; she's headed back home to Arizona. The Diamondbacks will get there late Sunday night.

"She understands the grind of everything, which is why you have people come in town who can entertain her other than me," Upton said. "That's the easiest way to do it."' -------------newsday.com

Now, I want it to be clear so none of you crazed followers get confused. Justin does not want you to entertain his girlfriend. Yes, he does leave things open for interpretation when he says "people come in town who can entertain her," but that doesn't mean you. So, please, do not show up at her door in Pheonix...she will probably call the police and you'll get smacked with a restraining order. So, don't do it, it is not worth it.

This is the only information that we have, for now, but we believe it won't be long before the complete truth comes out. Stay Tuned.